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These mothers are despicable horrible human begins. Go figure, an overweight, unattractive, back woods momma putting lil honey boo boo out there in front of an audience of horney college co ed's to dance for money How ashamed she should be but instead she is loud and proud! Women like this cannot call themselves mother's The MOMS are fat and the children are not attractive at all but maybe would be if not dressed for the part. Someone is lacking self-esteem!!

What did the mom mean, He walked us through it? The "Go Go Juice" alcohol drinks being the selling point? Are you kidding me? What time was this "performance"? Was that little girl sticking her chest out and shaking her butt on a table for PAY of some kind?

NO SIR! Anyone who thinks that's a healthy message to be teaching a child of her age is seriously wrong. This ignorant mother needs parenting classes somewhere other than the University of Greedville.

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